Jenny Snyder

what's up baby?!?

harison mercier

so much, you're really missing out. where are you now?

jenny snyder

tell me. amsterdam. miss you

harison mercier

i am getting ready for a fancy dinner thing. even if you were here you would not be invited. i hope you are having fun in the red light district. i don't miss you at all.

jenny snyder

how the fuck did you get invited then? sure.

harison mercier

aw. i miss you even less when you're snarky. how high are you? scale of 1 to get a job wrap party.

jenny snyder

11.30 get a job wrap party.

harison mercier

perfect level to make mistakes, careful not to lose your shirt, wallet, or virginity!

jenny snyder

but tonight's the night, baby. i know it. this hooker really wants to make me a man

harison mercier

because facetime is not working across the globe i'm going to need you to find the most serious picture of me you can and imagine how hard i'm glaring at you right now.

jenny snyder

send me a picture. i need your face to stop me making bad choices.

harison mercier

i'm pretty sure it would take a lot more than a picture of my disapproving expression to set you on the path to righteousness in amsterdam.

jenny snyder

oh ye of little faith

harison mercier

i'm just proud to be the one you're texting right now.

jenny snyder

who the fuck else would i be texting j?

harison mercier

no, i know i'm your #1. obviously. i mean i'm the person capable of distracting you from european sex, drugs, and baked goods.

jenny snyder

see. and you're so mean to me. i'm gonna write another country song about you.

harison mercier

i only push you away so i can watch you try to win me back. but please not that way, 'crying into my beer' was awful.

jenny snyder

how fucking dare you?!?

harison mercier

love you!!!

jenny snyder

sure. you'r elucky i love you.

harison mercier

don't know what i'd do without you.

jenny snyder

be fucking miserable obviously. i hope you wouldn't cheat on me and watch planet earth with anyone else.

harison mercier

if you don't come back to LA sooner or later who knows what i'll do

jenny snyder

IS THAT A THREAT J?

harison mercier

i'm just saying i'm a big time slut for nature docs and chill.

jenny snyder

listen it benefits me so i ain't complaining.

harison mercier

i hope you bring me home a postcard, or some other proof of your shenanigans in the ‘dam.

jenny snyder

i'd bring you the cheese. but we ate it. weed? you want some dutch weed?

harison mercier

as cute as i imagine TSA dogs sniffing you all over might be, smoke it there and think of me.

jenny snyder

i'll do it now. sending you pictures.

harison mercier

Jenny Snyder

yo. i'm home friday. want to make a giant 'welcome home harison' sign and pick me up at the airport?

harison mercier

are you looking for a heartwarming reunion moment?

jenny snyder

i'm looking for a ride obviously

harison mercier

I can book you an uber and you venmo me later.

jenny snyder

way harsh tai.

harison mercier

fine, i’ll pick you up. and welcome you home with open arms

jenny snyder

i'm thinking some love actually bullshit.

harison mercier

aww. you hopeless romantic.

jenny snyder

you can be hugh grant

harison mercier

to me hugh are perfect

jenny snyder

Jonah - Tria

CAN YOU PLEASE go look at wtf keric is doing. i want to rip his head off

jonah - tria

are you fucking kidding me t? he's such a tool

harison mercier

that was insane, right? i'm not overreacting?

jonah - tria

he's a total dick, t.

harison mercier

he might as well have tried to piss on me

jonah - tria

ignore the dick.

harison mercier

Jonah - Tria

so the Bahamas was interesting. went to cayman that was fun. and now Keric wants me to go to New York... just wanted to update you since I lost my phone and just got a new one and I miss youuuuu

jonah - tria

why are you going anywhere with keric?

harison mercier

idk. I talked to him privately after the ig mess. I just I feel like I need to

jonah - tria

i still think he's a dick t.

harison mercier

Dream Genie

tell me about being a rebel

harison mercier

a lot of eyeliner, a lot of fuck you, a lot of door slamming and just saying no to lacroix water.

dream genie

i think i could dig a rebel

harison mercier

it's the lacroix, isn't it?

dream genie

i dream about a girl who'll say no to lacroix

harison mercier

we do exist! i love my life with a bit of flavour.

dream genie

you're a dream genie

harison mercier

if you rub me i can make you dreams come true 🧞‍♀️

dream genie

what if rubbing you is my dream?

harison mercier

that is going to be very easy then

dream genie

i can come over

harison mercier

i'll send you the directions to the secret cave 🗺👀🍑

dream genie

i'll be 30 mins 🍑 💦

harison mercier

🍑🖐🏼🍆🔥

dream genie

🍆 💦 🍑 👅

harison mercier

Dream Genie

i am an idiot. i am performing on the 26th in san francisco, if you think you can bring your curry up there? i am back in new york on the 22nd if you're not gone yet.

dream genie

i'm back in la now, but i can do san fran on the 26th. if i bring dinner do i get to sneak backstage?

harison mercier

i will be performing at a festival, be ready to meet the superstars.

dream genie

who else is performing? i'm psyched, genie.

harison mercier

petit biscuit is among the people

dream genie

you're so cool, dream genie. i'll be there, with food.

harison mercier

😎 it's the aussie in me. i look forward to it.

dream genie

do you want some american in you?

harison mercier

for dessert? 🍰

dream genie

yeah, always

harison mercier

can't think of a better way to end da meal.

dream genie